Proof that I am taking it all very seriously |
So now we have wall to wall Olympics, how is it possible not to get involved with things such as the most highly decorated fingernails manicure event?
Family and friends will confirm that I am not the most coordinated or sporty of individuals, however, I have become rather taken up with the archery and fencing. Neither demands a long concentration span, and the archery has the added advantage of having scoring rules which are easy to understand, (as well as some rather nice hats). The fencing rules are rather more beyond comprehension and the flashing red and green lights do little to lessen my confusion, but all that thrust and parrying is very balletic, even if you can't tell which competitor is which.
I look forward to the Synchronised Swimming, though having attended three aquatrim classes recently it has dawned on me that I don't have the necessary skills for this event either. Despite my best attempts to push the extremely buoyant noodle (see left) underwater and then stand on it, and then raise both feet up and down at the same time, I failed miserably; not least because I couldn't even get it sufficiently underwater to reach knee level, let alone foot level. I fared little better when trying to sit on the damned thing while waving arms and legs in several and opposite directions. While all around me were balancing their actions perfectly, I was the only one spluttering and floundering upside down in the water.
ah yes, you have to synchronise your OWN movements before they can be synchronised with someone else's. And are those polyurethane foam things actually called 'buoyant noodles'??? yummy yummy
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